Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Drug-Addled Racist Obsessed With Oral Sex

Oh Rush... Rush, Rush, Rush...

LIMBAUGH: When does he start up this stupid little network? August? Yip yip yip yahoo. You know what Gore said about this? It's going to be liberal. It's going to reflect the point of view of young people.

What the hell is that, Al? What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that's what they're doing out there. They're out there getting oral sex all day long, that's what they're talking about. That's the point of view they can't wait that your boss,

Al made sure that's become the number one sport in high school today. So, I guess you're going to have a BJ network out there, Al, is that what you're going to do? You're going to call your network the oral sex channel out there, start competing with MTV?

No, it's not going to have any of this stuff out there, folks, it's going to be talking about liberalism, no, no, no, that's not what we're about. Classic cannot even admit who he is.

(If you're a masochist, you can listen to the clip here.)

Apparently, as a younger person (Al Gore's network is designed to appeal to 21-35 year-olds), and especially as a liberal, oral sex is the defining element of my daily life. That's all I do, that's all I think about, I've got a cock in my mouth morning, noon, and night; it's the sum freakin' total of my existence. (And there I was worried the Republican Party might not take me and my concerns seriously.) And not only that, but I'd never have gotten started if Bill Clinton hadn't been the first person on Earth to ever think of inserting his erect penis into another person's mouth. In the Republican mind, apparently, Bill Clinton's dick is the source of all evil in the world.

What an ass Rush Limbaugh is.

Secondly -- and I'm actually rather sad about this -- Gore has said that he has no intention of making his new network a liberal version of FAUX News. Personally, I think that's a sadly missed opportunity, and I think his actual idea sounds pretty dodgy, but whatever. So by saying that Gore said "it will be liberal," Rush is lying his ass off.

Third -- isn't shouting about blowjobs on the radio in the middle of the afternoon, like, an FCC violation or something?

And finally -- apparently Bill Clinton doesn't cause oral sex among teenagers, fundie-funded faith-based pro-abstinence training does. Suck on that for a while, Rush.
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