Tuesday, September 27, 2005A Question For The Men
I want to preface this by saying that I adore men. All kinds of men -- all shapes, all sizes, all degrees of hairiness (although, as with all things, moderation is key), all colors, all callings and styles of masculinity. You guys are fantastic.
But I have a question for you.
Ready? Okay... here it is:
What the fuck?
Seriously. What... the... fuck? Explaination is required. And don't pull out that tired old "men are simple creature with simple minds" bad-Tim Allen-impression bullshit, 'cause I'm not buying it anymore. Simple creatures with simple minds could never have produced this or this. And none of that "Mars and Venus on the Killing Fields" stuff either (although admittedly women were the worse party on that score, even though it was a man who came up with it.) I'm ready to hear the real answer, and I promise I won't use it against you -- unless one of you deserves it, of course.
So, go ahead, tell me... I'll wait |