Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Knee-Mail This, Fucker

If there's one fucking thing I hate in this world, it's the platitudes that appear on church signs. You know the ones -- they say sub-moronic "clever" things like:


CH__CH
WHAT'S MISSING? U R!


GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL


Those signs fucking annoy the shit out of me. And after seeing the same rancid one-liners appear on church signs across the country over years, you inevitably start to suspect that they're all tapped into some heaving motherlode of inane Xtian drivel. If you could only find the riverhead from whence all the simplistic, narrow-minded, faux-witty bullshit springs, you could kill the brain and kill the beast.

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

Fortunately, there's an antidote: the Church Sign Generator.








Nod to Mat.

PS: Check out the impressive collection of real church signs and find out why I loathe them so.
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