Saturday, November 19, 2005
Puzzling Evidence

The Great Cosmic Mind sends us messages in strange forms, clouded by confusion. Only in retrospect can we recognize them for what they were: warnings of dire times to come as played out by a funny-looking man in an ill-fitting suit. We thought it was b-grade comedy, but it was, in truth, the oracular passion play of a modern prophet.

Dubya, the Movie


Now if they'd only found some footage of him snorting coke, it would be perfect.

According to prophecy, Bush's post-dethronement career will be devoted to the meddling landlordship of a perky, large-breasted blonde, a smart-mouthed brunette, and a closeted heterosexual (Ken Mehlman?) Neckerchiefs will be worn. Take heed.
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