Monday, January 30, 2006So C-L-E-A-N
I often wonder why women seem to be so gosh-darn flinchy about their bodies. And then I read stuff like this, and it all falls into place.
A modern woman realizes how important hygiene is to health, married happiness, after her periods, and to combat an offensive odor even greater than bad breath and body odor -- an odor she herself may not detect but is so apparent to people around her.
Short version: your husband doesn't love you because your cunt stinks. So squirt some fuckin' Pine-Sol up that capacious maw, you filthy whore. The sting is God's punishment for having been born a woman.
And get a goddamn copy editor while you're at it... haven't you ever heard of parallel structure? Stupid cooze.
PS: I'm not sure where this new style is coming from either. I'm just feeling deeply inspired to be as vulgar as possible lately. Sorry Mom. It could actually be a lot worse.
PPS: Consider it a gift, Nelson.
PPPS: I'll probably regret having posted this in the morning. |