Tuesday, April 11, 2006Natural Selection At Its Finest
I know this is probably terribly unfair of me to say, since it's a hallowed performance medium and doubtless sacrosanct to its practitioners, but I just can't feel too sorry that the world's foremost purveyor of ventriloquist dummies is going out of business. If anything, in this world where good men struggle and evil men run the country, it feels as though one thing, at least, is finally going right.
Those fucking puppets were hoping to drag us all down to hell with them.
Die, puppet scum!
Now we just need to do something about the Ventriloquist Dummy-In-Chief. |