Thursday, April 06, 2006
This Is What Repression Gets You

From now on, "GOP" stands for "Gross Old Perverts."

Man whores in the press corps, novels about young girls being raped by bears, girlfriend stranglers, O'Reilly's obscene phone calls, Santorum's weird obsession with "man-on-dog" sex, that other guy who admitted on the radio that he'd fucked animals; the strange anti-gay activists with intensely detailed, encyclopedic knowledge of the implausibly weird stuff they claim "average gays" get up to; the distressingly detailed rape scenarios posited by Sen. Napoli of South Dakota; the seemingly endless parade of fine, upstanding Republican Christian men in towns across America being arrested for feeling up little kids; and now this:

The deputy press secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was put on leave and his security clearance suspended on Wednesday after being arrested on charges of using the Internet to try to seduce a 14-year-old girl, an official said.

(...)

A statement issued by the sheriff's office said Doyle contacted a 14-year-old girl whose profile was posted on the Internet and initiated a sexually explicit conversation. The "girl" was actually an undercover Polk County detective.

It said Doyle gave his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number. He also was accused of using the Internet to send pornographic movie clips and having explicit sexual conversations in online chats with the supposed girl.

(source)

And as if that weren't bad enough, the rationale given to Doyle for this "girl" never being in school was that she was in treatment for cancer.

What the fuck, Republicans? Seriously... what the fuck? Why can't one of your guys just get a nice, decent blowjob once in a while? Why does it always have to be about the really, really nasty stuff? Why can't your side just stick to good, clean, "safe, sane, and consenual" fun? Why always with the violence and humiliation angle? Y'all walk around spouting "family values this" and "abstinence only that," calling us the pervs... but all we want to do is enjoy ourselves. Your side seems to want to really hurt people.

What the fuck?
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