Have A Coke And An Infarction

I love soda, I truly do. I love it too much. I haven't had any soda in weeks -- that stuff is sweet, fizzy evil and I'm trying to quit -- but I miss it every day. My point is, I really love soda. It's my one genuine vice.

But even I can't condone this abomination:

Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry.

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Monstrous. Is there anything these people won't dip in batter and deep-fry? |