Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Liberal Boogeyman

Large parts of the right wing seem to be in absolute, pants-wetting hysterics today. And they're wise to be so. Because now that we control the house and senate, we don't have to pretend to be "moderate" anymore.

Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control one or possibly both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

(continued at The Right Was Right)

Mwahahahaha! Fools!
5:35 PM ::
Amy :: permalink