Saturday, August 04, 2007
Another Statistic

I don't really do political posts anymore, but here's a little political pop quiz for you. Let's see how well you understand American politics:

A state representative is caught soliciting sex in a men's room in a public park. He initiates a conversation with another gentleman in the restroom, and offers him $20 for a blowjob. Bear in mind, this is for the senator to blow the other guy -- he's offering to pay to blow, not to be blown. He offers to go with said gentleman to another location in the park, one that the legislator said was "quieter."

The other gentleman turns out to be an undercover police officer. Oops.

The state representative is the Police Union's 2007 Lawmaker of the Year. He's also rated "Worst of the Worst" by the Orange County, Florida Rainbow Democratic Club. Oops.

The state representative turns out to be the one who sponsored a bill to crack down on soliciting sex in public parks. Oops.

When he finally spoke about the incident, the state representative said, "This (undercover officer) is a pretty stocky black guy, and there's other black guys around in the park that -- you know!" Oops.

Now, without peeking, is this state representative a Democrat or a Republican?

Like we even have to ask.

More deliciousness:

When he entered the restroom, his stated intention was only to get away from the weather, and he "certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it."

He justified his generous offer of twenty bucks and a BJ to aforementioned stocky black gentleman because he wanted to get away from him. Because obviously the best way to put distance between yourself and a distressing stranger is to put his penis in your mouth.

He actually warned the undercover cop that there were undercover cops working the park.

According to his Florida House profile, his only recreational interest is "water sports".

In the aftermath of the incident, Rep. Allen said, "I went ahhh -- I'm about to be a statistic. You catch all kinds of people, so a legislator is like whoa! You know, especially one that's the (police union) guy of the year...this is too ironic!"
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