Wednesday, March 19, 2008Things I Love
Hey, you know two people I love? Harlan Ellison and Patton Oswalt. Y'know what else I love? A blog post in which Patton Oswalt talks to Harlan Ellison and about Portland.
Someone needs to set off an Ambition Bomb in front of Powell's.
Yeah, and line up some of those KFC Famous Bowls for those sad, pathetic losers! Am I right? C'mon, am I right? Haw haw!
(Seriously, though, I do love Patton Oswalt.)
Anyway, you know who else I also love? Barack Fucking Obama.
Join Barack Obama at a Stand for Change Rally in Portland on Friday, March 21.
Stand for Change Rally with Barack Obama
300 North Winning Way
Portland, OR 97227
Friday, March 21, 2008
Doors open: 7:30 a.m.
Program begins: 9:30 a.m.
EEEEEEEEE!! Barack Obama's coming to Portland! He's so dreamy.
Oh god, oh god... okay, I don't have to work Friday morning, but still, shit, I'm going to have to be up at like 6 AM to even have a shot at this. Why, Barack? Why 9:30? Portland doesn't even roll out of bed until 11 at the earliest, what were you thinking? And I have to be at work by noon -- can we have this wrapped up within two hours? I'm going to be pissed if I stand around for three or four hours and then don't even get to see my boy Baz. Fuck, that means I'll have to make sure to take my lunch. And I'll probably have to take my breakfast, too. Friday's going to be a long-ass day.
PS: Yes, I've already got my ticket reserved. |